Spike & PMJ
Forever and always my To Do List…

Forever and always my To Do List…

I have very strong opinions on Ventriloquism.

Scratch that - I have ONE opinion on Ventriloquism.

STOP. STOP IT. NOPE. NOT HAPPENING. STOP DOING THAT.

My friend just waited until 11pm to invite me to out to a karaoke bar. This was my response.

My friend just waited until 11pm to invite me to out to a karaoke bar. This was my response.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…

I’m just gonna leave this here…

I’m just gonna leave this here…

House cleaning at 30-something/roller skating at the roller rink in 8th grade music.

House cleaning at 30-something/roller skating at the roller rink in 8th grade music.

Let’s talk about this ad in the Playbill for  Phantom of the Opera…so many things about this ad…

Let’s talk about this ad in the Playbill for Phantom of the Opera…so many things about this ad…

There’s this Iowa/Iowa State tailgate going on outside my window and all I can hear is a DJ pumping Blurred Lines and this feels weird to be trying to work through this.

There’s this Iowa/Iowa State tailgate going on outside my window and all I can hear is a DJ pumping Blurred Lines and this feels weird to be trying to work through this.

Now is the time of year where I wear this to work and intimidate my stupid Hawkeye fan coworkers…

If I don’t get the chorus to that GOD DAMN All About That Bass song out of my head, I’m going to freak the hell out.

It’s seriously on a damn loop in my head and it’s just the chorus and I’m losing my ever-loving mind.