Spike & PMJ
Ok, summer. I. AM. READY.

Ok, summer. I. AM. READY.

Let’s talk about people I hate…

Let’s talk about people I hate…

Best worst idea…

I’m sitting by myself on my friends patio in the sun and I’m so WARM.

I’m sitting by myself on my friends patio in the sun and I’m so WARM.

Oh god…staying inside until tomorrow morning.

Oh god…staying inside until tomorrow morning.

The cowboys are out in full force tonight.

And they’re HORRIBLE parkers.

I just had to text my sister to (hopefully) preemptively talk her down off a ledge so that when she gets home tonight she doesn’t start a fight with my niece that would require me to talk my niece down off a very different ledge and why can’t everything just be perfect I don’t deal with stress well that’s why I avoid it in my life.

That last part might have been a run on sentence.

This jack hammering going on outside my window at 1 am is super neat, but I’m over it.

Holy Jesus Camp, Batman

aka: Stop Watching Weirdo Documentaries So Late At Night.

From the people at my office who brought you This Guy:

I now present you with THIS guy….