It’s like 7 degrees in Des Moines and it’s 82 degrees in Miami where my friend lives and he is getting a snow day today.
Do not screw with me this week. You WILL get a note and it WILL be sternly worded.
My company needs to do an emergency crash course in “Parking In The Lines” STAT or I am going to freak out on everyone in this damn company and start posting these signs again on every damn car in the parking ramp. WE ARE ADULTS. THESE ARE PARALLEL LINES. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ADULT HUMANS.
While at my parents house for Thanksgiving, I saw this in the bathroom.
I would like no explanations, please.
Also, Prince Michael Jackson continued his fight against Steve Guttenberg. I don’t know what the Gutte ever did to piss him off so badly, but, generally Prince Michael Jackson will not rest until this picture is on the floor.
Maybe it I should switch out his picture for Ralph Macchio?
Also I found this card which Small Business Saturday-ing. Now I just need someone to send it to.
That’s basically the gist.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. By Suzanne Collins.
I would have watched this version…
I look like a total hobo and I’m going to the grocery store and if the grocery store doesn’t like it, they can go straight to hell.