Spike & PMJ

We live in a world where we have put people on the moon, where we have access to ANY information ANY time we want it in the palm of our hands on a telephone, and where cars are parking themselves. But I can’t get the STUPID vending machine to take my dollar if it is facing the wrong direction.

I sort of love that people that I had no contact with prior to FB now know to immediately post any/all cat and/or sharknado related news directly on my FB page.

Facebook really IS bringing people together.

Today’s the day, guys. 
I’m having a viewing party with friends to watch this on Friday so no spoilers, OK? I don’t want to know if Steve Sanders uses that chainsaw on that shark, OK? Just don’t tell me what happens. I want it all to be a glorious, glorious surprise.
God Bless America.

Today’s the day, guys.

I’m having a viewing party with friends to watch this on Friday so no spoilers, OK? I don’t want to know if Steve Sanders uses that chainsaw on that shark, OK? Just don’t tell me what happens. I want it all to be a glorious, glorious surprise.

God Bless America.

For some reason, one the big Grandstand shows at the Iowa State Fair this year is the Duck Dynasty people (???? I don’t know…I’m sure what this would be or why this would be. I’m basically unsure of the whole thing)

Anyway, the news paper posted about this contest to win tickets and the vast majority of the responses look like this and it just warms my cold dead heart.

What happens LITERALLY every time I lay down on my bed.

What happens LITERALLY every time I lay down on my bed.

Who sent this to me in the mail? Obviously, from the hand drawn sharknado on the back, they nailed their target audience. BUT…how did they know???

Since I’m turning 1 Million this week, I thought I get a head start on checking out my rascal options. I think I definitely want/need the kind with the handle in front. Mainly for the basket option. Think of all the stuff I could travel with! The guy in the Zoot Suit makes a good point with the basket underneath which frees up some leg room…but who am I kidding. I like the easy access of the basket in front and I am very short…I don’t need a ton of leg room.

I like how happy the woman in the green is. Who is she waving at? Does it matter? I don’t even care. She’s very pleased with her purchase. I think I found the winner, guys…

Current Status: Sally O’Malley

An homage to the greatest character in the history of cinema…

Let’s talk about this chicken fried rice I just made…

Let’s talk about this chicken fried rice I just made…