Spike & PMJ
Wifi!

Wifi!

Ready to vacation with these jerks…

Ready to vacation with these jerks…

Ebola update: Grant Hill was on my flight and it seems like he DOES NOT have Ebola.

Ebola update: Grant Hill was on my flight and it seems like he DOES NOT have Ebola.

Ebola

Ebola score for my trip so far: 1 paper face mask. Lame.

24 Hour Countdown to Vacation…

Watch this twice.

On first viewing, just enjoy and appreciate him.

On second viewing, watch the girl in teal and know this is me when having to deal with stupid people.

So, this new location of a local chain opened yesterday and, as if having bacon in the name wasn’t enough of a draw, the sign has my favorite phrase…
"Breakfast Always"
You’re speaking all my languages, Jethro’s

So, this new location of a local chain opened yesterday and, as if having bacon in the name wasn’t enough of a draw, the sign has my favorite phrase…

"Breakfast Always"

You’re speaking all my languages, Jethro’s

Much like when Jon Stewart has a case of The Bubons, I had a touch of the Shoulder Ebola last night. Took a muscle relaxer, was knocked out by 7 pm, slept 12 hours…. Shoulder Ebola GONE.

The CDC needs to look into muscle relaxers to cure Ebola. Worked for me. I bet they’ve never even thought of that.

Hey Lorde Pandora Station…

That little nasty trick you just played where you started playing a Nickelback song was UNCALLED FOR.

You’re on notice.