Ok, summer. I. AM. READY.
I just had to text my sister to (hopefully) preemptively talk her down off a ledge so that when she gets home tonight she doesn’t start a fight with my niece that would require me to talk my niece down off a very different ledge and why can’t everything just be perfect I don’t deal with stress well that’s why I avoid it in my life.
That last part might have been a run on sentence.
From the people at my office who brought you This Guy:
I now present you with THIS guy….